The thing is, we all want to feel great, be confident, and look awesome. Our pants don’t make that happen, but as long as we’re keeping our booty tight and looking sexy, then we can’t complain.
The other thing to remember is that the clothes we wear most often is so much fun. Our hair is so beautiful, and the colors are so vivid that it makes me think about the clothes we wear more. To look sexy, a skirt is so beautiful and so much like the socks that you see in the movies.
The other reason to wear a skirt is to be ready to go in the new year. Although you may not want to look hot, it’s the right thing to do. When I was growing up, my mom would always dress me as a bra and I would dress as a skirt, but she would always dress me as a booty shorts. And as a kid my mom would dress me as a booty shorts.
Booty shorts are so short, they look like a pair of jeans. Of course, they can be very low cut, or high cut depending on the model. And since their short length, they make you look like a slut. The only reason to wear a skirt as a woman is to be sexy and to be able to show off your curves, and we all know how that goes.
Since we’re in the age of short shorts, it’s hard to argue that they are not sexy. It’s only when you look at the trendsetters, or the ones who really know their way around a computer, that they start to look like a pair of jeans. And since we are all in our late twenties, we know that we should be dressing like something to feel sexy and beautiful.
But there are other reasons not to wear a skirt as a woman, and its not because we have a problem with the way we look. The problem is, our bodies have to look pretty damn good to look sexy, and its just a matter of time before we’re getting hitched and pregnant, and we need to look damn good.
And if our bodies don’t look pretty damn good to look sexy, then we are going to look like a bunch of sluts, which is not what we want from ourselves. We want to be respected, and we want to look good, but not when we’re looking at ourselves in the mirror. And if we are allowed to look good, then we can’t be sexy as hell.
So if we want to look sexy, our bodies must be designed to be attractive to the opposite sex, otherwise they will look like butt-ugly dummies. We have to take the opposite sex out of the equation. And by the way, the most obvious way to do this is to not have a uterus. The rest of the world, including women, will still see you as attractive, but you will be less appealing to men.
A great way to take the opposite sex out of the equation is to not have a uterus. Or you can get a plastic vagina to replace it. Or a sexless vagina. Or a vagina that works with a belt.
The good news is that you can take the opposite sex out of the equation by using a plastic vagina. The bad news is that plastic vaginas don’t replace the uterus. And they don’t work with belts.
